Whenever I experience writer’s block—as one writer once told me, “you can’t force nature”—it seems to be cured (or exasperated) by binge-watching an entire season…
Though President Obama recently apologized to California State Attorney General Kamala Harris for dubbing her the “best-looking” State Attorney General, his work is far from…
To lighten the mood around here, we wanted to let you know about these insane and incredibly functional panties we discovered. Shout-out thanks to our…
Since the sexism at The Oscars has been so well attacked by sites such as Vulture and the New Yorker, we return to our regularly…
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Every time I am having problems, I go into Victoria’s Secret and realize just how much worse things could be. What if I believed in…
Welcome to America, where most of us are fat and we hate fat people. Many of us live our lives in fear of being fat…
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As might be expected, Halloween is our favorite holiday here at Fake Pretty. But with all the horrific options– from Plastic Surgery Victim, a costume…
For your viewing enjoyment we present you with a collection of horrors assembled from Amazon.com. The widget is on the right. Though Amazon may take…