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“The Face” lift: Oxygen’s popular TV show inspires cut-up poem

“The Face” lift: Oxygen’s popular TV show inspires cut-up poem

April 16, 2013
by Christine Shan-Shan Hou
About Face

Whenever I experience writer’s block—as one writer once told me, “you can’t force nature”—it seems to be cured (or exasperated) by binge-watching an entire season…

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Top 10 Hottest Attorneys General, According to President Obama

Top 10 Hottest Attorneys General, According to President Obama

April 5, 2013
by prettyfake
Beauty Secrets, Zeitgeist

Though President Obama recently apologized to California State Attorney General Kamala Harris for dubbing her the “best-looking” State Attorney General, his work is far from…

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Vagina Panties, you can buy them on Amazon.

Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear your extra vagina between your legs?

March 4, 2013
by prettyfake
Beauty Secrets, Maybes

To lighten the mood around here, we wanted to let you know about these insane and incredibly functional panties we discovered. Shout-out thanks to our…

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Lena Dunham-Spears and Britney Spears-Dunham.

Leave @LenaDunham alone! Also, she looks just like Britney Spears

February 26, 2013
by prettyfake
Beauty Secrets

Since the sexism at The Oscars has been so well attacked by sites such as Vulture and the New Yorker, we return to our regularly…

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My Vaginal Vision Quest

February 21, 2013
by Jessica Riddle
Shape That Body

So many women who cum from intercourse make it seem like you have to go on some kind of vagina vision quest to have an…

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Victoria’s Secret? This Pointless $32 Waist Wrap.

Victoria’s Secret? This Pointless $32 Waist Wrap.

January 14, 2013
by prettyfake
Beauty Secrets

Every time I am having problems, I go into Victoria’s Secret and realize just how much worse things could be. What if I believed in…

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Absolution by Juila Kozerski http://juliakozerski.com/half

Fat feelings and photographer Julia Kozerski

January 8, 2013
by Elizabeth Daley
Shape That Body, Zeitgeist

Welcome to America, where most of us are fat and we hate fat people. Many of us live our lives in fear of being fat…

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Fake Pretty’s weekly top 10 gag-worthy beauty products

Fake Pretty’s weekly top 10 gag-worthy beauty products

January 4, 2013
by prettyfake
Beauty Secrets, Commercial Bliss

Number 10: Tung: This product will literally make you gag–just try brushing your tongue, the latest unclean organ. Number 9: Lip Explosion! Kabooom. Your lips…

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Plastic Surgery Victim Costume

Halloween Costumes: Anime Girl, Barbie Girl, Plastic Surgery and other Inspirations

October 23, 2012
by prettyfake
Art and Artifice, Beauty Secrets

As might be expected, Halloween is our favorite holiday here at Fake Pretty. But with all the horrific options– from Plastic Surgery Victim, a costume…

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Amazon horror show: Eyelid tape, vajazzle, the infamous breast pillow and much more!

Amazon horror show: Eyelid tape, vajazzle, the infamous breast pillow and much more!

August 27, 2012
by prettyfake
Beauty Secrets

For your viewing enjoyment we present you with a collection of horrors assembled from Amazon.com. The widget is on the right. Though Amazon may take…

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