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Whenever I experience writer’s block—as one writer once told me, “you can’t force nature”—it seems to be cured (or exasperated) by binge-watching an entire season…
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Though President Obama recently apologized to California State Attorney General Kamala Harris for dubbing her the “best-looking” State Attorney General, his work is far from…
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To lighten the mood around here, we wanted to let you know about these insane and incredibly functional panties we discovered. Shout-out thanks to our…
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Since the sexism at The Oscars has been so well attacked by sites such as Vulture and the New Yorker, we return to our regularly…
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So many women who cum from intercourse make it seem like you have to go on some kind of vagina vision quest to have an…
![Victoria’s Secret? This Pointless $32 Waist Wrap.](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121010-182953-470x140.jpg)
Every time I am having problems, I go into Victoria’s Secret and realize just how much worse things could be. What if I believed in…
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Welcome to America, where most of us are fat and we hate fat people. Many of us live our lives in fear of being fat…
![Fake Pretty’s weekly top 10 gag-worthy beauty products](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Ursula_animated_gif-470x140.gif)
Number 10: Tung: This product will literally make you gag–just try brushing your tongue, the latest unclean organ. Number 9: Lip Explosion! Kabooom. Your lips…
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As might be expected, Halloween is our favorite holiday here at Fake Pretty. But with all the horrific options– from Plastic Surgery Victim, a costume…
![Amazon horror show: Eyelid tape, vajazzle, the infamous breast pillow and much more!](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nose-Clips-400x140.jpeg)
For your viewing enjoyment we present you with a collection of horrors assembled from Amazon.com. The widget is on the right. Though Amazon may take…