![Victoria’s Secret? This Pointless $32 Waist Wrap.](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121010-182953-470x140.jpg)
Every time I am having problems, I go into Victoria’s Secret and realize just how much worse things could be. What if I believed in…
![Absolution by Juila Kozerski http://juliakozerski.com/half](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Absolution-by-Juila-Kozerski-384x140.jpeg)
Welcome to America, where most of us are fat and we hate fat people. Many of us live our lives in fear of being fat…
![Fake Pretty’s weekly top 10 gag-worthy beauty products](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Ursula_animated_gif-470x140.gif)
Number 10: Tung: This product will literally make you gag–just try brushing your tongue, the latest unclean organ. Number 9: Lip Explosion! Kabooom. Your lips…
![Amazon horror show: Eyelid tape, vajazzle, the infamous breast pillow and much more!](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nose-Clips-400x140.jpeg)
For your viewing enjoyment we present you with a collection of horrors assembled from Amazon.com. The widget is on the right. Though Amazon may take…