![“The Face” lift: Oxygen’s popular TV show inspires cut-up poem](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/The-Face-with-Naomi-Campbell-and-Karolina-Kurkova-2-470x264.jpg)
Whenever I experience writer’s block—as one writer once told me, “you can’t force nature”—it seems to be cured (or exasperated) by binge-watching an entire season…
![Glasses usually make you ugly, according to this strange promotional film](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AmericaFerreraUglyBetty-450x140.jpeg)
This just in from 1940: glasses make you ugly…well usually, unless you pick the right frames for your face. Feel free to stop watching after…
![Pretty girl becomes Jason with help from magical face mask](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Jason_Voorhees_001-337x140.jpeg)
Sometimes we feel un pretty. We need to put on some instrumental music, look at ourselves in the mirror and transform into….JASON The real beauty…