Hello hi and what’s up. It’s been a while. Gonna get back into the writing groove, teaching y’all and yinz and youse guys some things…
Instead of doing my taxes, today was spent watching “Girl Model,” a pretty depressing documentary about the trans-Siberian model railway, a chain of beauty stretching…
To lighten the mood around here, we wanted to let you know about these insane and incredibly functional panties we discovered. Shout-out thanks to our…
Just got a $5 haircut in a front yard in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn. Jealous? This pop-up beauty salon hosted by Hair Force One, a collective of…
What is a balaclava? It’s not a delicious Mediterranean desert, it’s another word for ski mask! The imprisonment of the Russian feminist punk band Pussy…
This just in from 1940: glasses make you ugly…well usually, unless you pick the right frames for your face. Feel free to stop watching after…
Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures: Exhibit…
You may find yourself wondering what this contraption is. It is a breast pillow (but of course) meant to prevent chest wrinkles. Now I…
When Sanya Richards-Ross won the women’s 400 meter, we wondered if she might not have broken world records sans hair and jewelry. But like Flo-Jo…