![So your bae likes b-ball or: March Madness for the non sports fan aka March Mascot Madness top 10](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/GreenMascotscopy-470x218.jpg)
Hello hi and what’s up. It’s been a while. Gonna get back into the writing groove, teaching y’all and yinz and youse guys some things…
![Things to do: Stream ‘Girl Model,’ an upsetting documentary](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Nadya-Vall-Girl-Model-430x140.jpeg)
Instead of doing my taxes, today was spent watching “Girl Model,” a pretty depressing documentary about the trans-Siberian model railway, a chain of beauty stretching…
![Vagina Panties, you can buy them on Amazon.](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Vagina-Panties-470x140.jpg)
To lighten the mood around here, we wanted to let you know about these insane and incredibly functional panties we discovered. Shout-out thanks to our…
![Hair Force One presents Phresh Cutz: pop up salon trims and shapes in Brooklyn](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hair-Force-One-470x140.jpg)
Just got a $5 haircut in a front yard in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn. Jealous? This pop-up beauty salon hosted by Hair Force One, a collective of…
![Photo realistic balaclava by Andrew Salomore](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/andrewskimask2-470x140.jpeg)
What is a balaclava? It’s not a delicious Mediterranean desert, it’s another word for ski mask! The imprisonment of the Russian feminist punk band Pussy…
![Glasses usually make you ugly, according to this strange promotional film](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AmericaFerreraUglyBetty-450x140.jpeg)
This just in from 1940: glasses make you ugly…well usually, unless you pick the right frames for your face. Feel free to stop watching after…
![Why buy new boots when you can buy new legs?](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/The-Wizard-of-Oz-House-on-witch-470x140.jpeg)
Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures: Exhibit…
![The breast pillow stops cleavage wrinkles in their tracks…WTF](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/41Uf4ee3BzL._SS400_-400x140.jpg)
You may find yourself wondering what this contraption is. It is a breast pillow (but of course) meant to prevent chest wrinkles. Now I…
![Olympic nails, face paint and extensions: do they medal or meddle?](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Destinee-Hooker-USA-London-Olympics-Nails-1-470x140.jpeg)
When Sanya Richards-Ross won the women’s 400 meter, we wondered if she might not have broken world records sans hair and jewelry. But like Flo-Jo…