![So your bae likes b-ball or: March Madness for the non sports fan aka March Mascot Madness top 10](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/GreenMascotscopy-470x218.jpg)
Hello hi and what’s up. It’s been a while. Gonna get back into the writing groove, teaching y’all and yinz and youse guys some things…
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Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures: Exhibit…