![Victoria’s Secret? This Pointless $32 Waist Wrap.](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121010-182953-470x140.jpg)
Every time I am having problems, I go into Victoria’s Secret and realize just how much worse things could be. What if I believed in…
![Fake Pretty’s weekly top 10 gag-worthy beauty products](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Ursula_animated_gif-470x140.gif)
Number 10: Tung: This product will literally make you gag–just try brushing your tongue, the latest unclean organ. Number 9: Lip Explosion! Kabooom. Your lips…
![Hair Force One presents Phresh Cutz: pop up salon trims and shapes in Brooklyn](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hair-Force-One-470x140.jpg)
Just got a $5 haircut in a front yard in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn. Jealous? This pop-up beauty salon hosted by Hair Force One, a collective of…
![Amazon horror show: Eyelid tape, vajazzle, the infamous breast pillow and much more!](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nose-Clips-400x140.jpeg)
For your viewing enjoyment we present you with a collection of horrors assembled from Amazon.com. The widget is on the right. Though Amazon may take…
![The breast pillow stops cleavage wrinkles in their tracks…WTF](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/41Uf4ee3BzL._SS400_-400x140.jpg)
You may find yourself wondering what this contraption is. It is a breast pillow (but of course) meant to prevent chest wrinkles. Now I…