Why buy new boots when you can buy new legs?
Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures:
Exhibit A: The Wizard of Oz
Exhibit B: Prosthetic legs that promise not to attract any attention (as if). Also, who is Vicky?
Exhibit C: Maybe we are going too far?
The boots make it easy to avoid questions about hairy legs in favor of more complex debates about prosthesis. They cost a bizillion dollars. But of course.
Chic, no? Amputation is so in.