![Amazon horror show: Eyelid tape, vajazzle, the infamous breast pillow and much more!](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nose-Clips-400x140.jpeg)
For your viewing enjoyment we present you with a collection of horrors assembled from Amazon.com. The widget is on the right. Though Amazon may take…
![Photo realistic balaclava by Andrew Salomore](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/andrewskimask2-470x140.jpeg)
What is a balaclava? It’s not a delicious Mediterranean desert, it’s another word for ski mask! The imprisonment of the Russian feminist punk band Pussy…
![Insane Clown Pussy Posse Riot: What @ICP and #PussyRiot have in Common](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Pussy_Riot_-_Denis_Bochkarev_6-470x140.jpeg)
Three female rockers from the band Pussy Riot have been sentenced to two years in a Russian prison after performing their song, “Punk Prayer” inside…
![Ginuwine has one and so does every person in Korea*](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/korean-horse-riding-ace-power-fitness-machine-thumb-550xauto-96783-470x140.jpeg)
We wanted to touch upon a lighter note today, and since the ShakeWeight has brought so much joy to the Internet public, we wanted to…
![@LoloJones and the men in her life: an ode to sexism and Beyonce](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/156x195-keith-ablow2-156x140.jpeg)
I have no interest in sports and perhaps, even more specifically, no interest in hurdling. However, after reading New York Times writer Jere Longman’s scathing…
![In defense of hurdler @LoloJones, who was attacked in the New York Times](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
In his article “Everything is Image,” New York Times writer Jere Longman attacks Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones, for what he perceives to be her lack of athletic…
![Glasses usually make you ugly, according to this strange promotional film](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AmericaFerreraUglyBetty-450x140.jpeg)
This just in from 1940: glasses make you ugly…well usually, unless you pick the right frames for your face. Feel free to stop watching after…
![Why buy new boots when you can buy new legs?](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/The-Wizard-of-Oz-House-on-witch-470x140.jpeg)
Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures: Exhibit…
![Regina Jose Galindo by Alejandra Herrerra](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Regina-Jose-Galindo-by-Alejandra-Herrerra-349x140.jpeg)
Regina Jose Galindo is an artist we LOVE. If she’s not shaving her entire body and running through the streets, you can find her standing…
![Pretty girl becomes Jason with help from magical face mask](http://fakepretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Jason_Voorhees_001-337x140.jpeg)
Sometimes we feel un pretty. We need to put on some instrumental music, look at ourselves in the mirror and transform into….JASON The real beauty…