That Token Beyoncé Show: SURPRISE ALBUM EDITION

Oh dear lord, Queen Bey has DONE IT AGAINT [sic]. The girls at the Blue Moon just cannot get Drunk In Love out of their damned minds, so we’re putting it all out on stage for you to gag (and possibly vom) at.

Join us for a frightening retelling of the visual album Beyoncé unleashed upon us commoners. If you don’t know, once upon a time, Beyoncé made an album accompanied by music videos, and just decided to drop it, ALL OF IT, because it was a Tuesday or some shit, and Beyoncé can’t really be bothered with unnecessary hyping. Beyoncé is not sorry for shitting all over Lana Del Rey’s poorly-timed release, either. She don’t give a fuck. Why gild the lily?

We will try to dance. We will try to sing. We will ultimately fail, but you’ll love the mess we created in the process.

And like the last Token Beyoncé Show, free wind will be provided for hairography. XO