FREE SNAKE POEMS ABOUT SNAKES. Let’s Do This.

It turns out that there are some green pastures in the dark bowels of the Pittsburgh arts and literary communities.

So we ran our snake fingers at the ends of our snake hands on our snake arms through like a god damned snake rake, and have charged only the most extra-special community rejects with sharing their feelings about snakes in a very pubic way. From cranky poets to schizophrenic drag queens and everything in between, all were given two very simple rules:

1. Your free snake poem is free and (at least arguably) a poem and about snakes
2. You give zero fucks

Now, we cordially invite you to witness the culmination of our collective masochistic desire to toil in obscurity forever: FREE SNAKE POEMS ABOUT SNAKES

CURRENT HEADLINING SNAKES:
Rachael Deacon
Julie Hinerman Meechan
Margaret Bashaar
Shawn Maddey
Tommy Venet
and… Special Snake Jessica!

Followed by a carefully curated list of guest snakes 20 tongues long and growing, that will soon be posted. As an intimidation tactic. And so they look like jerks if they bail. And because holy shit, we kind of can’t believe some of the people we’ve convinced to write snake poems about snakes.

Fueled by some booze or other.

There will be costumes. There will be face painting. There will be actual snakes. You might see a penis.

Off the Hook Exotic Pet Shop will be there with REAL SNAKES for a SNAKE SHOW AND TELL!! – https://www.facebook.com/pages/Off-the-Hook-Exotic-Pets/158586644183122

In the world of snake poems THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES.