Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures:

Exhibit A: The Wizard of Oz

Exhibit B: Prosthetic legs that promise not to attract any attention (as if).  Also, who is Vicky?

Exhibit C: Maybe we are going too far?

The boots make it easy to avoid questions about hairy legs in favor of more complex debates about prosthesis. They cost a bizillion dollars. But of course.

Chic, no? Amputation is so in.