From “Toddlers and Tiaras” (the child beauty pageant show that spawned “Here comes Honey Boo-Boo”) to “My Strange Addiction” (a show that focuses on anything from a man who is in love with his prosthetic girlfriend to a woman who is addicted to makeup), this channel has got you covered in crazy.

To broaden your horizons, you might want to check out other TLC gems such as: “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant” and “Strange Sex,” or the non-TLC documentary: “Married to the Eiffel Tower.” Good times. Steel love.

We have created a helpful YouTube Channel with some suggested watching for hours of fun. Below is a gem from our historical collection. It really hits all the marks.

Unbelievable!

Though Amazon may take some inspiration from the tribe of notoriously one-breasted women (Amazons) who enjoyed shooting arrows through the hearts of men, these products offer a different kind of sting– the sting of perfection!!! OUCH.

“Fat Girl Slim” and “Fat Girl Sleep” (products that seem like commands you might give an animal) are our personal favorites. Though the flatulence deodorizing pads brought to our attention by a reader are also pretty amazing. If you are worried about smells, you could just use the reshaping nose clips pictured above and never have to deal with unpleasant scents ever again. Do you have any products to add to this horrific list?

What are YOUR beauty secrets?